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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

STEN #3 - The Third In The Eight-Novel Series

Original U.S. Cover
A NOTE FROM ALLAN
REGARDING STEN #3:
THE COURT OF A THOUSAND SUNS

Chris uttered an oath, then angrily raised the telephone receiver over his head, pausing when it reached its apogee. I could see the wheels turning. He could either spend the afternoon buying a new phone, or lunching on a prime rib sandwich at Bob Burns, washed down by maybe a Scotch or three.

I said, “Buy you lunch partner?”

Chris barked laughter then slowly and dramatically lowered the receiver and placed it gently in its cradle.



“You talked me into it, you silver-tongued devil,” he said.

Later…

The pretty waitress in the Campbell-patterned kilt delivered a second pair of scotches to our table. We watched appreciatively as she ankled away.

Then Chris frowned. Took a hit off his drink and turned to me. “Cole,” he said, “I’ve been thinking about killing our agent.”

He was talking about a Hollywood ten percenter he’d dubbed “The Weasel.” The squeaky-voiced, mouse-sized little shit who had been the cause of the near destruction of Chris’ phone. Neither of us could stand the guy, but he really, REALLY got to Chris.

I thought about his proposal for a beat, then nodded. “Sounds good to me, CB,” I said. “Just give me a heads up before you geek him so I have time to establish my alibi.” Swallowed a little scotch, then added, “Never get the next Sten written if both of us are locked up in the slammer.”

Our sandwiches arrived accompanied by tubs of mouth-scorching horseradish sauce and big baskets of hand-cut onion rings. We ate for a bit, cooling our mouths with healthy swigs of icy scotch and water.

Finally, I wiped horseradish from my mustache with a napkin, and said, “If you really want to kill the Weasel I’ve think I figured out how to do it.”

Chris’ eyebrows shot up. An evil grin creased his face. “Far fucking out,” he said. “Tell me more, Little Brother.”

“We’ve always wanted to do a science fiction murder mystery,” I said. “Why not do it in the next Sten?” (At that point we were in the middle of plotting Sten #3 – The Court Of A Thousand suns.)

Chris snorted. “The Weasel would make a lousy victim,” he said. “Everybody’d want to pin a medal on the murderer.”

“I don’t want to make him a victim,” I said. “We can make him the killer and Sten and Alex have to hunt him down.”

Chris brightened a moment. Then grimaced. “Yeah, but Sten isn’t a cop. In this book, his main job is guarding the Emperor.” (We’d promoted Sten head of the Gurkha contingent that had been loyally protecting the Emp for a couple of thousand years.)

“Yeah-but me no ‘yeah buts,’” I said. “All we have to do is make the victim somebody who is really close to the Emperor. Make them so tight that the Emp orders Sten to personally track down the son of a bitch.”

Chris was warming to the idea. “You know,” he said, “we already set up that the Emp likes to go incognito and mix with ordinary citizens. Knock back a few narco beers. Pick up a girl. Like a regular guy.”

“Which could put him in the sights of an assassin who’s been tipped off,” I said. “Maybe a friend who is a diplomat, or key official. I mean, we are dealing with a situation where the Empire is teetering on the edge of galactic war.”

Chris shrugged. “Diplomats? Petty officials? Kind of boring.”

I had a flash. “Maybe it’s nothing like that at all,” I said. “Maybe it’s somebody he’s screwing on a semi-regular basis.”

My partner glowed with delight. “The fucking Weasel,” he said, “kills the Eternal Emperor’s favorite Joygirl.”

I signaled for the bill. “Let’s go home and write,” I said.

A few minutes later… We’re driving back to my place at 15th and Wilshire in Santa Monica. Silence as we ruminate over our discussion.

Finally, Chris said, “One favor, Cole.”

I’d known Chris since our senior year in high school, so I had a pretty good idea what was on his mind.”

“Let me guess,” I said. “You want to write the scene where we kill the hell out of the Weasel.”

“Yeah,” Chris said. “To quote my hero, Gully Foyle, I want to kill him filthy.”

And so, eventually, that’s what he did. First he tortured the Weasel. Then he brain burned him. And then he… Well, pick up the book and find out.

Meanwhile, read on for a taste of Sten #3 – The Court Of A Thousand Suns.

*****

New U.S. Cover
STEN #3:
The Court Of A Thousand Suns
By Allan Cole & Chris Bunch

CHAPTER ONE 


THE BANTH PURRED at the quillpig, which, unimpressed, had firmly stuffed itself as far as it could into the hollow stump.

The banth's instinct said the porcupine was edible, but the six-legged cat's training told it otherwise. Meat was presented by two-legs at dawn and dusk, and came with gentle words. The quillpig may have smelled right, but it was not behaving like meat. The banth sat back on its haunches and used a forepaw to pry two needles from its nasal carapace.

Then the animal flattened. It heard the noise again, a whine from the forest. The banth looked worriedly up the mountain, then back again in the direction of the sound before deciding.

Against instinct, it broke out of the last fringe of the tree line and bounded up the bare, rock-strewn mountain. Two hundred meters vertically up the talus cliff, it went to cover behind a mass of boulders.

The whine grew louder as a gravsled lifted over the scrubby treetops, pirouetted, searching, and then grounded near the hollow stump.

Terence Kreuger, chief of Prime World's police tactical force, checked the homing panel mounted over the gravsled's controls. The needle pointed straight up the mountain, and the proximity director indicated the banth was barely half a kilometer away.

Kreuger unslung a projectile weapon from its clips behind his seat and checked it once again: projectile chambered; safe off; ranging scope preset for one meter, the approximate dimensions of the banth's chest area.

He checked the slope with a pair of binocs and after a few seconds saw a flicker of movement. Kreuger grunted to himself and lifted the gravsled up the mountain. He'd already missed the banth once that day; he was less than pleased with himself.

Kreuger fancied himself a hunter in the grand tradition. Time not required for his police duties was spent hunting or preparing himself for a hunt, an expensive hobby, especially on Prime World. The Imperial capital had no native game, and both hunting preserves there charged far more than even a tactical group chief could afford — until recently.

Kreuger's previous hunts had been restricted to off-world, and mostly for minor edible or nuisance game. That was well and good, but provided Kreuger with little in the way of trophies, especially trophies of the kind that the gamebooks chronicled.

But things had suddenly become different. His friends had seen to that. After thirty years as a cop, Kreuger still prized his honesty. He just rationalized that what his new friends wanted wasn't dishonest: look at the benefits! Three weeks away from Empire Day madness. Three weeks on a hunting reservation, expenses paid. Tags for four dangerous animals — an Earth rhino, a banth, a male cervi, and a giant otter.

He had already planned on which wall each head would be mounted. Of course, Kreuger did not intend to mention to his soon-to-be-admiring friends where those trophies had been taken.

The gravsled's bumper caromed him away from a boulder, bringing Kreuger back to the present. Concentrate, man, concentrate. Remember every bit of this day. The clearness of the air. The smell of the trees below. The spray of dust around the gravsled.

Kreuger guided the gravsled up the slope, following the homing needle toward the sensor implanted in the banth.

Below, a second one-man sled coasted through the trees. Clyff Tarpy did not need binocs to track Kreuger's sled. Contour-following, he lifted his sled after Kreuger.

The banth was cornered.

Ahead of him to the right, the ground fell away steeply, too steeply for even his clawed feet to descend. To the left was a sheer cliff. The banth huddled behind a boulder, puzzling.

Kreuger's gravsled landed just outside the nest. Weapon ready, Kreuger moved forward.

Again, the banth was perplexed. The whine had been the cause of a loud explosion and searing pain earlier, the pain that sent the banth fleeing through the forest toward the mountains.

But the smell was two-legs. Two-legs, but not familiar. Had the banth done something wrong? The two-legs would tell him, feed him, and then return him to the warmth of his pen.

The banth stood and walked forward.

Kreuger's projectile weapon came up as the banth walked into view. No errors now. Safety off, he aimed.

The banth mewed. This was not his two-legs.

"Bastard!"

Kreuger spun, the banth momentarily forgotten. He had not heard the second gravsled land behind him.

From five meters, the barrel of the weapon was enormous. Tarpy allowed just enough time to pass for terror to replace the bewilderment on Kreuger's face. And then he fingered the stud.

The soft metal round expanded nicely as it penetrated Kreuger's sternum, then pin wheeled through the tac chief's rib cage into his heart. Kreuger, instantly dead, sat down on a small boulder before slowly toppling forward onto his face.

Tarpy smiled as he took a thick chunk of soyasteak from his beltpak and tossed it to the banth. "Eight lives to go, pussycat."

Tarpy took a small aerosol can from his pak, and, backing up, erased his footsteps from the dusty rock. He paused by Kreuger's gravsled long enough to shut the power off and disconnect the beacon. The longer it took to find the body, the better. Tarpy mounted his own sled and nudged it back down the hill.

The banth's tail whipped back and forth once. He did not like the smell from the strange two-legs. He picked up the slab of soyasteak, sprang over the rock wall, and went back down the mountain. He would eat on the ground he was familiar with, and then perhaps unravel the puzzle of the other soyasteak, the one with needles that walked.

(Interesting factoid: The character of Clyff Tarpy was named for my  former political editor, back in the days when I was the metro editor of a major Los Angeles daily.The real Cliff Tarpy is a gentle, inquisitive soul, who recently retired as an editor for National Geographic. We also used him as a reporter in our Vietnam novel, A Reckoning For Kings. Cliff was kind enough to hunt down some hard to find maps of Vietnam for us, as well as historic maps of America for the Shannon Trilogy)

NEXT: STEN #4 – FLEET OF THE DAMNED.

*****


NEW AUDIOBOOK:

THE WARS OF THE SHANNONS

By Allan Cole & Chris Bunch


Narrated By Scott Larson



A NATION AT WAR WITH ITSELF: In Book Three Of The Shannon Trilogy, young Patrick Shannon is the heir-apparent to the Shannon fortune, but murder and betrayal at a family gathering send him fleeing into the American frontier, with only the last words of a wise old woman to arm him against what would come. And when the outbreak of the Civil War comes he finds himself fighting on the opposite side of those he loves the most. In The Wars Of The Shannons we see the conflict, both on the battlefield and the homefront, through the eyes of Patrick and the members of his extended Irish-American family as they struggle to survive the conflict that ripped the new nation apart, and yet, offered a dim beacon of hope.



*****

 LUCKY IN CYPRUS: IT'S A BOOK!



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*****
NEW: THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF

THE HATE PARALLAX

THE HATE PARALLAX: What if the Cold War never ended -- but continued for a thousand years? Best-selling authors Allan Cole (an American) and Nick Perumov (a Russian) spin a mesmerizing "what if?" tale set a thousand years in the future, as an American and a Russian super-soldier -- together with a beautiful American detective working for the United Worlds Police -- must combine forces to defeat a secret cabal ... and prevent a galactic disaster! This is the first - and only - collaboration between American and Russian novelists. Narrated by John Hough. Click the title links below for the trade paperback and kindle editions. (Also available at iTunes.)

*****
THE SPYMASTER'S DAUGHTER:

A new novel by Allan and his daughter, Susan


After laboring as a Doctors Without Borders physician in the teaming refugee camps and minefields of South Asia, Dr. Ann Donovan thought she'd seen Hell as close up as you can get. And as a fifth generation CIA brat, she thought she knew all there was to know about corruption and betrayal. But then her father - a legendary spymaster - shows up, with a ten-year-old boy in tow. A brother she never knew existed. Then in a few violent hours, her whole world is shattered, her father killed and she and her kid brother are one the run with hell hounds on their heels. They finally corner her in a clinic in Hawaii and then all the lies and treachery are revealed on one terrible, bloody storm ravaged night.



BASED ON THE CLASSIC STEN SERIES by Allan Cole & Chris Bunch: Fresh from their mission to pacify the Wolf Worlds, Sten and his Mantis Team encounter a mysterious ship that has been lost among the stars for thousands of years. At first, everyone aboard appears to be long dead. Then a strange Being beckons, pleading for help. More disturbing: the presence of AM2, a strategically vital fuel tightly controlled by their boss - The Eternal Emperor. They are ordered to retrieve the remaining AM2 "at all costs." But once Sten and his heavy worlder sidekick, Alex Kilgour, board the ship they must dare an out of control defense system that attacks without warning as they move through dark warrens filled with unimaginable horrors. When they reach their goal they find that in the midst of all that death are the "seeds" of a lost civilization. 
*****



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TALES OF THE BLUE MEANIE
NOW AN AUDIOBOOK!

Venice Boardwalk Circa 1969
In the depths of the Sixties and The Days Of Rage, a young newsman, accompanied by his pregnant wife and orphaned teenage brother, creates a Paradise of sorts in a sprawling Venice Beach community of apartments, populated by students, artists, budding scientists and engineers lifeguards, poets, bikers with  a few junkies thrown in for good measure. The inhabitants come to call the place “Pepperland,” after the Beatles movie, “Yellow Submarine.” Threatening this paradise is  "The Blue Meanie,"  a crazy giant of a man so frightening that he eventually even scares himself. 
*****

  

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

STEN #2 - The Second In The Eight-Novel Series


The Wolf Worlds - Original Cover
A NOTE FROM ALLAN
REGARDING STEN #2:
THE WOLF WORLDS


We were both nursing bleak moods at the bar of Bob Burns restaurant in Santa Monica. Chris sighed one of his most dramatic sighs and rattled the cubes in his empty glass.

The ever alert bartender sauntered over. “Another one, boys?” he asked.

I nodded. “And one for yourself,” I said.

As he bustled about building two more Scotch and waters, Chris gave another one his sighs. We stared at each other in the mirror behind the bar. A long, long depressed silence settled over us.

The bartender delivered the drinks and we both took hefty slugs. More silence. More depression.

Finally, Chris said, “The way I see it, Cole, we are in danger of being bitten in the butt by Second Book-Itis.”

What Chris was referring to was the cause of  our depression: the overdue second novel – The Wolf Worlds, book numero dos of what would become the eight-volume Sten series. And the “second book-itis” business involved a curse that has bedeviled writers ever since the long forgotten author of the Epic of Gilgamesh failed to deliver a satisfactory sequel to history’s first novel back in 2100 BC.

If plied with enough liquid spirits, most writers will confess that when they sat down to write their second novel they suddenly found themselves foundering under twice the baggage they’d carried penning their first book.

All the self doubt comes charging back. Sure, you successfully completed – and found a publisher – for novel number one. Good on you. But wait, don’t be so quick with the congratulations, pal, your evil twin taunts. You know damn well that was a fluke and, besides, the editor was probably drunk. Admit it. In reality you are no-talent hack and this time around they’ll find you out.

Anything you produce, your dark side will chortle, is guaranteed to stink to the high heavens. The critics will mock you. Your friends will laugh at you. Your disgraced family will abandon you. Your mother will die of shame. And you will end your days living in a high-mileage junker, taking hip baths in service station restrooms and competing with rats for Chinese restaurant dumpster scraps.

Okay, okay, you tell yourself, overriding the evil twin. You are just being paranoid. But the devil of darkness persists. You know damn well, he’ll say, that most times all those fears come true. And the second novel really will be pure crap. And sometimes the author will recover and produce a fine third novel. And a fourth. And a fifth. And so on and so forth until years later when we finally come to the death notices where the obit writer may or may not say nice things about the ink-stained wretch’s career. But you can be sure they won’t forget that lousy second novel. And the obit’s lead will read something like this:

“Nobel Laureate Hortense Inkhorn Highbrow, who penned a score of modern masterpieces in her lifetime - except for her second novel that even the kindest critics consider a stinking pile of feces - died today after losing a long battle with carpal tunnel syndrome…”

But back to Chris’ warning: we had embarked on that perilous journey that is The Second Novel with high hopes, but we were already in peril of foundering on the rocky shores of Boring Plotland.

In short, as Chris so eloquently put it, “our fucking story sucks.”

I not only didn’t disagree, I drained my drink and called for refills without bothering to check if Chris had done the same. From long experience sitting at bars with my old partner, I knew that he’d quickly follow my example – if he hadn’t already beaten me to it.

I said, “Why don’t we throw out everything we have and start all over again.”

“That’s easy,” Chris said. “Right now we don’t have shit.”

“Fortunately,” I said, “Owen doesn’t know that. We told him we were almost done with the first draft and were about to start rewrite.”

Owen was Owen Locke – our editor at Del Rey Books. And the lie we told was perfectly forgivable, if not by him, then by just about every other professional writer in the world. We all have big bags of lies that we use on editors, producers and others of that ilk who have a ready supply of even bigger, the-check’s-in-the-mail type lies of their own.

So we mentally junked everything but the title: “The Wolf Worlds.” Which in our minds was the nickname for “The Lupus Cluster,” a region that crouched on the edge of our imagined empire. (Interesting factoid: The Lupus Cluster was named in honor of our old boss, Frank Lupo, a gent we first met working on Galactica 1980.)

Our brainstorming session began. This usually started with a discussion of everything and anything that had piqued our interest over the past few weeks.

Some examples:

I had been struck by a recent National Geographic picture of one-and-a-half million year old human footprints found embedded in what was once muddy soil in Northern Kenya.

Chris had just finished a book about Masai warriors, the seven-foot-plus giants of Africa who tended herds of cattle and hunted lions solo, armed with only a spear.

The Vatican Bank scandal had been in the news of late – with the disgraced former top banker found hanging by the neck under a bridge. Which led to a discussion of the always interesting history of the church.

It was just about at this point that Chris’ eyebrows shot up. I recognized the sign.

“Got something?” I asked, hope increasing my pulse rate.

Chris nodded – but hesitantly. “I think so,” he said.

Quickly I called for more drinks to lubricate Chris’ Muse moment.

Chris said, “Didn’t you tell me once, Cole, that at one point there were like three or four popes at the same time, all competing with one another on who had the biggest hat?”

“Actually,” I said, “it supposedly happened several times over the church’s history. As many as four popes, each supported by different groups and countries. Church historians tried to clean it all up hundreds of years later by declaring all but one of them to be ‘Anti-popes.’”

“Okay,” Chris said. “You’ve got it. Merry Christmas.”

I frowned. “Got what?” I said. “And Christmas is long gone.”

“Oh, ye of little faith,” Chris declared. “What we’ve got is our bad guys. What we’ve got is three, maybe four competing popes, all engaged in bloody religious wars over the supremacy of The Lupus Cluster.”

Christ on a popsicle stick, or any other bit of blasphemy you care to supply. My partner had just nailed it. Most people think that the hero of a tale is the most important thing. Not so. It’s the villain that makes the story. Or, the terrible obstacle the hero most overcome. Or both.

Now we had not just one bad guy, but three, or maybe even four. Religious fanatic bad guys. The worst kind, as history and recent events have shown.

“Shit,” I said. “You’re right, partner mine. We’ve got it.”

“And Second Book-Itis can eat the big green weenie,” Chris said.

And with that, I called for the bill, paid it, and we headed back to the office to write.

(END NOTES: 1. When you pick up the book and read it for yourself you’ll see that not just the pope business found its way into the novel, but the footprints, the Masai warriors and a dozen other bits and pieces that popped up during our brainstorming session. 2. Over the years The Wolf Worlds has proven to be the most popular book of Sten series. In every printing, in every language, it outsells the others.)

*****

The Wolf Worlds: New U.S. Cover
STEN #2
THE WOLF WORLDS
By Allan Cole & Chris Bunch


CHAPTER ONE


THE GO SIRENS ululated through the Jannisar cruiser. The thunder of crashing boots died away. The ship's XO nodded in satisfaction as the STATIONS READY panel winked to green. He made a mental note to assign extra penance to one laggard ECM station, then spun in his chair to the captain. "All stations manned, Sigfehr," he reported.

The captain touched the relic that hung under his black tunic, then opened his intercom mike. "Bow, ye of the Jann, as we make our prayer to Talamein.

"O Lord, ye who know all things, bless us as we are about to engage the unbeliever. We ask, as our right due, for your assistance in victory. "S'be't."

The chorus of "S'be't" echoed through the ship. The captain switched to a double channel.

"Communications, you will monitor. Weapons, prepare launch sequence. LRM tubes two, four, six. Target onscreen. Commercial ship. Communications, establish contact with target ship. Weapons, we will launch on my command, after surrender of enemy ship. This is bridge, clear."

*****

The cruiser's prey appeared to be just another obsolescent Register-class mining survey ship wildcatting through the galaxy's outer limits.

Its oval hull was patched, resprayed, corroded, and even rusty from its very occasional atmospheric landings. Its long, spindly landing legs were curled under the ship's body, and the mining grab claws were curled just below the forward controls.

It resembled nothing so much as an elderly crab fleeing a hungry shark.

Actually, the ship was the IA Cienfuegos, an Imperial spy ship, its mission complete and now speeding for home.

Extract, Morning Report, II Saber Squadron. Mantis Section:

The following detached this date, assigned temporary duty Imperial Auxiliary Ship Cienfuegos (x-file OP CAM-FAR):

STEN, (NI). Lt. OC Mantis Section 13, weapons; KILGOUR. ALEX. Sgt., NCOIC, Demolitions; KALDERASH, IDA. Corporal. Pilot & Electronics; MORREL, BET, Superior Private, Beast Handler; *BLYRCHYNAUS*. Unranked, Anthropologist, Medic. Team detached with Indiv Gear. Units 45 & 46.

NOTE: OP CAMFAR under dir O/C Mercury Corps, subsq. entries t/b cleared thru Col. Ian Mahoney, Commander Mercury Corps.

Sten stared approvingly at the nude woman strobe-illuminated by the hydroponic lights. He walked to the edge of the plot and gently picked his way past the two huge, black-and-white Siberian tigers.

One of them opened a sleepy eye, emitted a low growl of recognition. Sten ignored it, and it returned to licking its mate's throat.

Bet turned then frowned, seeing Sten. Sten's heart still thumped when he saw her. She was small, blonde, and muscles rippled under her smooth, tawny skin.

She hesitated, then waded through the waving plants to the edge of the plot and sat beside him. Sten was only slightly taller than Bet, with black hair and brooding black eyes. He was slender, but with the build of a trained acrobat.

"Thought you were asleep," she said.

"Couldn't."

Bet and Sten sat in silence for a moment—except for the purrs of Munin and Hugin, Bet's two big cats. Neither Bet nor Sten was particularly good at talking. Especially about…

"Thought maybe," Sten tried haltingly, "we should, well, try to figure out what's going on."

"Going wrong, you mean," Bet said softly.

"I guess that pretty well is it," Sten said.

Bet considered. "I'm not sure. We've been together quite awhile. Maybe it's that. Maybe it's this stupid operation. All we've done for a long time now is sit on this clottin' ship and playtech."

"And snarl at each other," Sten added. "That, too."

"Look," Sten said, "why don't we go back to my compartment? And...” His voice trailed off. Very romantic approach, his mind snapped at him.

Bet hesitated. Considering. Finally she shook her head. “No,” she said. “I think I want things left alone until we get back. Maybe—maybe when we’re on R and R… maybe then we’ll go back to being like we were.”

Sten sighed. Then nodded. Perhaps Bet was right. Maybe it was best—

And the intercom sang: “If we aren’t disturbing the young lovers, we seem to have a small problem in the control room.”

“Like what, Ida?” Sten asked.

The tigers were already up, ears erect, tails swimming gently.

“Like a clottin’ great cruiser haulin’ up on us from the rear.”

Bet and Sten were on their feet, running for the control room.

*****

A relatively short man, about as wide as he was tall, scanned the display from the ship's Janes fiche and grunted. Alex was a heavy-worlder with steel-beam size bones and super-dense muscles. And his accent - Scots because of the original settlers of his homeworld — was as thick as his body.

"Naebody w'knae th' trawble Ah seen," he half sung to himself as he glanced over the description of the ship that was pursuing them.

Sten leaned over his shoulder and read aloud: "619.532. ASSAULT/PATROL CRUISER. Former Imperial Cruiser Turnmaa, Karjala class. Dim: 190 meters by 34…  clottin' chubby ship… Crew under Imperial manning: 26 officers, 125 men…."

"Four of us, plus two tigers, against 151 troops," Ida broke in. The Rom woman mused over the odds. She was as chubby as she was greedy. Ida had her fingers in every stock and futures market in the Empire. "If anyone's taking bets,” she said, “I'll give odds… against us."

Sten ignored her and read on: "Armament: Six Goblin anti-ship launchers, storage thirty-six in reserve… Three Vydall intercept missile launchers, storage forty-five in reserve… four Lynx-output laser systems… usual in-atmosphere AA capability…  single chain gun, single Bell-class assault laser, mounted unretractable turrets above A deck. Well-armed little bassid... Okay, now, speed…."

"Ah'm kepit my fingers linkit," Alex murmured.

"Clot," Sten said, "they can outrun us, too."

It was Ida's turn to grunt. "Clottin" computer, all it tells us is that we're swingin' gently, gently in the wind. Any data on who those stinkin' bad guys are?"

Sten didn't bother to answer her. "What's intercept time?" he snapped.

Ida blanked the Janes display and the screen relit: AT PRESENT SPEED WILL BE WITHIN WEAPONS RANGE IN 2 SHIP SECONDS FOR GOBLIN LAUNCH. CONTACT WILL BE MADE IN-

Bet cut the readout. "Who cares? I don't think those clowns want to shake our hands." She turned to Sten. "Any ideas, Lieutenant?"

Ida's board buzzed. "Oh-ho. They want to talk to us." Her hand went to the com switch.

Sten stopped her. "Stall them," he said.

There was a reason for Sten's caution. The problem wasn't with the control room — the Cienfuegos was indeed an Imperial spy ship — but except for its hidden super-computer, a rather sophisticated electronic suite, and overpowered engines, it still was pretty much the rust-bucket inside as it was on the outer skin.

The problem was its crew: Mantis section, the Empire's super-secret covert mission specialists. Mantis troopers were first given the standard one-year basic as Imperial Guardsmen, then, assuming they had the proper nonmilitary, nonregimented, and ruthless outlook on life, seconded first to Mercury Corps (Imperial Military Intelligence) and then given the two-year-long Mantis training.

Clot the training, Sten thought while trying to come up with a battle that offered even a one-in-ten chance of survival. The problem was really the team's physical appearance: Munin and Hugin, two four-meter-long mutated black-and-white Siberian tigers. One chubby Scotsman. One fat woman wearing a gypsy dress. One pretty woman. And me, Sten thought. Sten, Lieutenant, commanding Mantis Team 13, suicide division.

Whoopie, he thought. Oh, well.

Sten motioned to Doc while Ida fumbled with the com keys, making confused responses to the cruiser.

Doc waddled forward. The tendriled koala's real name was *BLYRCHYNAUS*, but since no one could pronounce his Altarian name, they called him Doc. The little anthro expert (and medic) held all human beings in absolute contempt. Though he was mostly considered a pain in the lower extremities, he had two indispensable talents: He could analyze culture from small scraps of evidence; and (as one of the Empire's most formidable carnivores) he had the ability to broadcast feelings of compassion and love for his adorable self and any companions.

"Any idea who they are?" Sten asked.

Doc sniffed. "I have to see them," he said.

Sten signaled Ida, who had taped a crude frame to the com pickup so that she would be the only creature visible on the ship.

"Once more onto the breach of contract," she said and keyed ANSWER.

Three stern faces stared at her from the screen.

"G'head," Ida yawned. "This is Hodell, Survey Ship P21. Ca1 Cervi on."

"You will cut your drive instantly. This I order in the name of Talamein and the Jannisars."

Out of sight of the Jann captain, Doc studied the man. Noting his uniform. Analyzing his speech patterns.

Ida gave the captain a puzzled look. "Talamein? Talamein? Do I know him?"

The eyes of the two men beside the captain widened in horror at her blasphemy. The senior officer glared at Ida through the screen.

"You will bring your vessel to an immediate halt and prepare for boarding and arrest.

"By the authority of the Prophet, and Ingild, his emissary in present-time. You have entered proscribed space. Your ship will be seized, you and your crew conveyed to Cosaurus for trial and execution of sentence."

"Y'sure got yourself a great justice system, Cap'n." Ida rose from her chair, turned, and planted her bare, ample buttocks against the pickup. Then, modestly lowering her skirt, she turned back to the screen. She noted with pleasure she'd gotten a reaction from all three black uniforms this time.

"And if nonverbal communication ain't sufficient," she said, "I'd suggest you put your prophet in one hand and your drakh in the other and see which one fills up first."

Without waiting for an answer, she broke contact.

"A wee bit d'rect, m'lass?" Alex inquired.

Ida just shrugged.

Sten waited patiently for Doc's analysis. The bear's antenna vibrated slightly. "Not pirates or privateers—at least these beings do not so consider themselves. In any case authoritarian, which should be obvious even to these odiferous beasts of Bet's."

Hugin understood enough of the language to know when he was being insulted. He growled warningly. Doc's antenna moved again, and the growl turned into a purr. He tried to lick Doc's face. The bear pushed him away.

"I find interesting the assumption of absolute authority, which would suggest either a fuehrer state of longstanding or, more probably, one of a metaphysical nature."

"You mean religious," Sten said.

"A belief in anything beyond what one can consume or exploit. Metaphysics, religion, whatever.

"My personal theory would be what you call religious. Note the use of the phrase 'In the name of Talamein' as a possible indicator.

"My estimation would be a military order, based on and supporting a dictatorial, puritanical religion. For the sake of argument, call this order the Jannisars.

"Note also that the officer has carefully positioned two aides to his either side. Neither seemed more than a bodyguard.

"Therefore, I would theorize that our Jannisars are not a majority in this… this Talamein empire, but an elite minority requiring protection.

"Also note the uniforms. Black. I have observed that in the human mind this indicates a desire for the observer to associate the person wearing that uniform with negativism—fear, terror, even death.

"Also, did any of you notice the lack of decoration on all three uniforms? Very uncharacteristic of the human norm, but an indicator that status is coupled with the immaterial — in other words, again, an indicator that we're dealing with metaphysical fanatics."

Doc looked around, waiting for applause. He should have known better.

"Ah a'ready kenned they wa' n'better'n a lot'a Campbells," Alex said. "The wee skean dubhs th' had slung a' they belts. No fightin' knives a man wae carry. D'ble-edged, wi' flat handles. A blade like tha's used for naught but puttin' in a man from the rear."

"Anything else, Doc?" Sten asked.

"The barrel that walks like a being said what I had left out," Doc replied.

Sten rubbed his chin, wishing, not for the hundredth time, that Mantis had been able to assign them a battle computer before the mission. Finally he looked up at everyone. "The way I see it, we have to let them play the first card."



NEXT: STEN #3 –THE  COURT OF A THOUSAND SUNS.

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THE WARS OF THE SHANNONS

By Allan Cole & Chris Bunch


Narrated By Scott Larson



A NATION AT WAR WITH ITSELF: In Book Three Of The Shannon Trilogy, young Patrick Shannon is the heir-apparent to the Shannon fortune, but murder and betrayal at a family gathering send him fleeing into the American frontier, with only the last words of a wise old woman to arm him against what would come. And when the outbreak of the Civil War comes he finds himself fighting on the opposite side of those he loves the most. In The Wars Of The Shannons we see the conflict, both on the battlefield and the homefront, through the eyes of Patrick and the members of his extended Irish-American family as they struggle to survive the conflict that ripped the new nation apart, and yet, offered a dim beacon of hope.



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 LUCKY IN CYPRUS: IT'S A BOOK!



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THE HATE PARALLAX

THE HATE PARALLAX: What if the Cold War never ended -- but continued for a thousand years? Best-selling authors Allan Cole (an American) and Nick Perumov (a Russian) spin a mesmerizing "what if?" tale set a thousand years in the future, as an American and a Russian super-soldier -- together with a beautiful American detective working for the United Worlds Police -- must combine forces to defeat a secret cabal ... and prevent a galactic disaster! This is the first - and only - collaboration between American and Russian novelists. Narrated by John Hough. Click the title links below for the trade paperback and kindle editions. (Also available at iTunes.)

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THE SPYMASTER'S DAUGHTER:

A new novel by Allan and his daughter, Susan


After laboring as a Doctors Without Borders physician in the teaming refugee camps and minefields of South Asia, Dr. Ann Donovan thought she'd seen Hell as close up as you can get. And as a fifth generation CIA brat, she thought she knew all there was to know about corruption and betrayal. But then her father - a legendary spymaster - shows up, with a ten-year-old boy in tow. A brother she never knew existed. Then in a few violent hours, her whole world is shattered, her father killed and she and her kid brother are one the run with hell hounds on their heels. They finally corner her in a clinic in Hawaii and then all the lies and treachery are revealed on one terrible, bloody storm ravaged night.



BASED ON THE CLASSIC STEN SERIES by Allan Cole & Chris Bunch: Fresh from their mission to pacify the Wolf Worlds, Sten and his Mantis Team encounter a mysterious ship that has been lost among the stars for thousands of years. At first, everyone aboard appears to be long dead. Then a strange Being beckons, pleading for help. More disturbing: the presence of AM2, a strategically vital fuel tightly controlled by their boss - The Eternal Emperor. They are ordered to retrieve the remaining AM2 "at all costs." But once Sten and his heavy worlder sidekick, Alex Kilgour, board the ship they must dare an out of control defense system that attacks without warning as they move through dark warrens filled with unimaginable horrors. When they reach their goal they find that in the midst of all that death are the "seeds" of a lost civilization. 
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TALES OF THE BLUE MEANIE
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Venice Boardwalk Circa 1969
In the depths of the Sixties and The Days Of Rage, a young newsman, accompanied by his pregnant wife and orphaned teenage brother, creates a Paradise of sorts in a sprawling Venice Beach community of apartments, populated by students, artists, budding scientists and engineers lifeguards, poets, bikers with  a few junkies thrown in for good measure. The inhabitants come to call the place “Pepperland,” after the Beatles movie, “Yellow Submarine.” Threatening this paradise is  "The Blue Meanie,"  a crazy giant of a man so frightening that he eventually even scares himself. 
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